hey guys, i've got some lame questions here which i saw from a website.. Enjoy reading.

-How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
-"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
-If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
-If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
-Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? -Do stairs go up or down?
-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
-Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
-"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
-Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
-Are marbles made of marble?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Can you get cornered in a round room?
-Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
-Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
-How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
-"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler"
-Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?